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I love it when articles about 1st Amendment U.S.S.C cases…

Reference Crush Videos in the throw away paragraph.

When Congress passed the law and then-President Bill Clinton signed it in 1999, lawmakers were especially interested in limiting Internet sales of so-called crush videos, which appeal to a certain sexual fetish by showing women crushing to death small animals with their bare feet or high-heeled shoes.

The case is about the 1st Amendment rights of a guy who wants to sell dvd of dog fights.

Crazy Texas Laws

Because I’m a politics geek, and because I live in Texas, and because Texas has some weird-ass laws, here’s a list of some of the crazier ones. There are many many more out there.

Now, you need to remember that these aren’t enforced for the most part… BUT THEY CAN BE.

  • In Austin, it’s illegal to carry wire cutters.
  • In Dallas, it’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
  • The Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
  • It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing in public.
  • In Galveston, it’s illegal to drive a car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
  • Also in Galveston, any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.
  • In Mesquite, it’s illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
  • In Temple, cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
  • You must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
  • In Kingsville, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city’s airport property.
  • It’s illegal to curse in front of, or indecently expose oneself to, a corpse.
  • To have a valid ceremonial marriage, all you need is reasonable authority and at least one person acting in good faith.

Let’s Tea-Bag, Baby!

He voted for Bush's massive expansion of the government twice.

He voted for Bush's massive expansion of the government twice.

Urban Dictionary defines Tea-Bagging as:

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person
Usage: “Man, Brenda was all passed out with her mouth open and Billy tea-bagged her”
Tea-Bagging is also what the fake grass roots movement of the Far Right is calling their protest this tax day over President Obama’s administration. The protests scheduled around the country have been hyped by Fox News – which claims they aren’t promoting them – and they are expecting a massive turnout. The first pictures from these events are making their way onto the internet, and now we can all laugh at people wearing stupid hats like this douche while we’re stuck at work. I’m not going to cherry pick a bunch of photos for you all to look at, I’m too lazy. I’m sure you can find your own photos that’ll make you laugh your ass off.
The Tea-Baggers seem to have forgotten that they were Bush’s hardcore base who never stopped supporting him as he weakened an already crippled financial regulatory system and oversaw the largest government spending increase since dinosaurs roamed the earth.

I don't think she means "George W. Bush."

I don't think she means "George W. Bush."

The Tea-Baggers also don’t seem to realize that the adjustments to the tax code will LOWER taxes for the majority of the country while only raising them for a fraction of the population. And that 1% who will have their taxes raise will still be paying less than they have since the Regan administration. Another thing to remember: These nuts are protesting Bush’s taxes. The adjustments that President Obama has proposed won’t go into effect until next year.