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NYC Midnight Story #3

Genre: Open

Location: Abandoned Factory

Object: Stick of Butter

Synopsis: A journalist makes the ultimate sacrifice to get her story as a case of late 21st Century identify theft evolves into a dangerous game of cat and mouse.

Cascade

“Where am I?” Cascade whispered while twisting in his chair to test equally restrained legs and wrists.

The few minutes since Cascade had rebooted seemed like seconds–and the fact that his hands were bound did nothing to slow the relativity of time. While the digital bits of his mind had come to life well before the more groggy organic parts, those few digital add-ons observed equally vague details and answered no questions, save one. Three hours had passed since someone shot him outside of Simon’s apartment. Just a strong tazer shot, but enough to blow his lid, both grey matter and silicon.

Three hours and he could be anywhere.

Distant pricks of light rained down from unseen sources above, illuminating more shadows and myths of the eye than concrete details. Rows of metallic arms swung listlessly in front of him, as if manifesting midair out of the shrouded firmament above. The chair holding Cascade rested only a few feet away from the nearest arm; he could see how the implement descended into a steely claw swaying over silent conveyor belts. The robotic limbs gave the impression that he waited within the skeletal ribs of some alien beast. Or, if the dull thumping he could just make out were indeed currents crashing against some distant hull, that he had become Jonas to some near death whale of machinery and darkness.

“Where am I?” he muttered louder, to no one in particular but expecting an answer. He’d likely already be dead if they didn’t want answers. Hopefully.

Frankly, he’d already decided to spill his guts, if it would do any good. Then again, only God threw you into the belly of a whale and expected you to come out again. Whoever had gone through all this–well, Cascade at least wanted answers before they finished the job.

The footsteps came low at first. He tried to pin the echo distance. Two-hundred meters: the compartment must be monstrous, let alone the entire plant. Two sets of footsteps. Men, or damn hefty gals, one larger than the other.

“Tyrone, you’re awake.” The voice came from the smaller man. Cascade sensed a familiarity in the Little Man’s use of the name Tyrone. Nothing good could come of anyone who actually knew Tyrone.

“Where are we?” Cascade corrected.

“See? I told ya Tyrone’s a direct kid, Max. A good kid once upon a time. You were a good kid, weren’t you Tyrone?”

“Still am.” Cascade grimaced.  “Least, I’d still like to be.”

The Little Man nodded to Max, who pulled out a knife along with what looked like nothing so much as a thick bar of butter. The big man sliced off a bit from the top, then swallowed it down. The knife looked far too cruel to Cascade to exist for just cutting butter.

“Now that’s a problem. Because we know you should be finishing twenty more years over in SuperMax, not hooking up with some fruit district attorney here in Atlanta.”

“His name’s Simon,” Cascade spat. “And how we spend our time together is our own concern, not yours.”

Max cut a deep piece of butter off, swallowing the slice without a word. Cascade wondered if the fellow was born mute or made that way.

The Little Man smiled. “I don’t give a damn about who you’re blowing, Tyrone. I’m just interested in what you said to get out. Max is interested, as well. See, when he finishes that bar, if I don’t like your answers, he’s gonna skin ya as a message to anyone else who might rat on me. Surely you remember how good Max is with a knife?”
 
“No, I really don’t.” Cascade slumped in the chair. No way out of this except maybe the truth. “You see, the name’s Cascade. Tyrone’s just cover.”

“Nah,” the Little Man said as Max took another slice. “We ran DNA–you’re Tyrone, alright.”

The Little Man pulled out a small gun, pointed it at Cascade’s neck. “Let me remind you how your old boss does business, Tyrone.” The wires shot forth faster than Cascade’s add-ons could track; electricity raced through him again, followed by a mental void.
 

 
“Dammit!” Claire slammed her fists down as the visual link faded to snowy static. “That’s what I get for going cheap. Two months of being a gay ex-con down the drain along with twenty-thousand dollars.”
 
No more Cascade, no more chance to see what Simon knew about the investigation into Governor Wilkinson. God only knows what that psycho had done to Tyrone. It could take months to rent out another puppet the DA might fancy, and her publisher wasn’t likely to wait.

“Shit, Tyrone, what a waste.” Then again, Claire consoled herself, the cons whole life had already been a waste long before her. Maybe there was a story here after all.


 
Tyrone woke to pain. His head burned so hot that his eyes refused to focus. Sweat soaked his skin cold enough that he vomited from the nausea induced by the contrast. The acidic spittle mingled with a thickness that could only be blood. Tyrone wondered why he wasn’t choking, only to realize that part of his body’s lurching came from the spasm of involuntary coughs; his mind simply couldn’t catch up in time to the torrent of agony his body endured.

“Oh, Tyrone, I hope you enjoyed your time out.”

Tyrone knew that voice. From somewhere. But where was he? Why hadn’t the prison guards stopped this?

“You’re just a blank note for our message,” the voice continued. 

Tyrone’s eyes focused enough to see a big fellow approach; he could almost remember that the voice didn’t belong to someone so large. The hulk gulped the last bit of some yellow slime from his knife. A greasy smile spread across the man’s face as he redirected the blade against Tyrone’s abdomen. Tyrone wasn’t sure he could actually feel the carving of the knife into his chest, but he screamed all the same.

Passive ads in an active medium… NEAT!

It should be no surprise to anyone that the print media is going through some issues. They have no money. It’s not really their fault, either. The trend of national and international companies buying local papers and expecting a big profit from them is fairly recent. Before that, papers tended to operate as loss leaders for local companies. (That’s a REALLY simplistic explanation of the problem. Please don’t assume I don’t understand the intricacies of the issue, I’m just a lazy typist.)

In an effort to be competitive with the web and TV, print is trying something new.

According to the BBC, the first video in print ads will appear in September in Entertainment Weekly in a few markets. They play some video (maybe audio too?) when you turn the page to see the ad screen, like opening one of those annoying-as-hell greeting cards that plays music.

The video-in-print ads will appear in select copies of the US show business title Entertainment Weekly.

The slim-line screens – around the size of a mobile phone display – also have rechargeable batteries.

The chip technology used to store the video – described as similar to that used in singing greeting cards – is activated when the page is turned.

Each chip can hold up to 40 minutes of video.

These things are hitting the L.A. and New York markets and nowhere else, but they are just too cool to not end up other places. Anyone wanna buy me a copy and ship it? I’ll post video of the magazine with the video playing inside. — Wow… how very surreal would that be?

The 2nd Story for NYC Midnight

So, Monday I leave Texas for Oregon, which in today’s mad, mad world somehow manages to be on my way to England. Before that I wanted to share the 2nd flash story of the competition.

Title: A Place to Keep Them

Genre: Ghost Story

Object: Horseshoe

Place: Circus

SYNOPSIS: A young man on a first date becomes unexpectedly bound to the latest object of his affection, a free-spirit with a collection even more odd than his own.

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How I imagine it goes….

“You know, I really want to write something, like, deep and meaningful about MMOs or video games or something.”

“Yeah?  That’s cool.  You wanna, like, start looking at stuff to see what you should write about?”

“Nah, that’s a lot of work.  I think I’ll write about, um, you know, like, girls.  And video games.  And why there aren’t any girls that play video games.  Cause that’s cool, and also, like, girls would think it was sensitive and stuff.”

“Dude, you know that, like, studies and stuff show that more women play games than ever before, right?  That now it’s more an issue of finding out what games girls enjoy, and treating them like, better?”

“Eh, I dunno.  I think everyone knows that girls don’t play games.  I mean, like, when I’m all ‘Hey, are any of you guys girls?’ no one ever answers me.”

“Okay, so, should we like, go do some research and stuff?  I bet there are some studies and things out there….”

“Nah, I’m pretty sure I can figure it out.  I know a lot about being a girl.  I play one in WoW most of the time.”

I’m pretty sure it’s about 100% like that.

NYC Midnight Flash Fic Story #1

So I entered the NYC Midnight Flash Fiction contest for the second year. Flash fiction is a short story that uses 1,000 or fewer words. I made the finals last year, but failed to place. More importantly, it was a fun way to generate some solid story starts in a variety of genres.

Here is story one from this year’s contest.

The required prompts were

Would You Like to Play a Game?

Okay, as many who read this blog know by now, I’m relocating my family to Leeds in August. We’re taking about six suitcases with us to the United Kingdom, which leaves 95% of our belongings in storage. I can’t stand my board games sitting in storage for a year or more, pieces silent and dice still. So I’m offering them to foster homes while I’m in the UK.

Kurt wanted a list of all my games, but I’m a little busy for that, so I let my iPhone do the heavy lifting. Here are all my games. Let me know if you want to drop by and use them for a few dozen months.

Just click an image to see the games in detail.

Hall of Fame Weekend II

lognhornI’m not a big baseball fan, but after last weekend’s once-in-a-lifetime NCAA Austin Regional, I had to buy tickets to the Super Regional. 

For those who don’t know, last Saturday the University of Texas and Boston College played the longest baseball game in NCAA history, 25-innings and over seven hours. Austin Woods provided the real drama, however, picthing 13 innings of no-hitter ball. The President of Vince Young University called Woods’ overture the single greatest athletic performance in school history. We’re really hoping Woods can replace Roger Clemens as the greatest picther Texas has ever produced. Seriously, I need a voodoo doll for this purpose.

Better, on Sunday, a worn out UT team entered the bottom of the 9th-inning down 10-6 to Army in the Regional Championship game. The longhorns rallied to first tie Army 10-10, and then won the game on a walk-off grand slam that left the score 14-10 in favor of Texas. Monday, it was announced that Woods’ cap would be going into the Baseball Hall of Fame in honor of the 25-inning victory.

So my son and I are heading to game 2 of the Super Regional between Texas and TCU to see who goes to Omaha. We expect a good game, but it couldn’t possibly approach the drama of last weekend? I mean that would be greedy, right? Like VY stealing two Rose Bowls greedy.

Here’s a little bit from the historic game.

The Bret Michaels of Terminator Films

Official Movie PosterYou know like, “every rose has its thorns” or “man, I didn’t age well but I still look better than Vince Neil.” Kinda like Terminator Salvation feels a lot like the disappointment from Revenge of the Sith and a lot less like Alien Versus Predator. Hey, I’m trying to find somewhere nice to start because Henry covered the beatdown.

Spoilers fall like rain below.

****

Okay, this film isn’t good, but I could taste the hint of a decent film beneath some of the mistakes. The problem arises from how lazy the mistakes were. I contend that if they had taken the time to fix just six mistakes, T4 had more than enough in it to live up to the first two films. That said, lazy filmmaking is the difference between Terminator and Krull.

So, six points that would have made this film work for me:

Is that Michael Ironside out acting your A-list lead?

I’ve loved Michael Ironside since V, and it was great seeing him reunite with CGI Schwarzenegger for the first time since Total Recall. That said, holy cow how badly did Bale have to mail in his scenes to get out acted by a C-list baddie from the 80s? I understand that this film seemed to be more about Marcus, but Connor hasn’t been so secondary in a film since appearing as an embryo in the original Terminator. Seriously, his best emoting came from Linda Hamilton’s voice tapes. How hard would it have been to find an actor who cared enough to try?

Can we find something smaller than a metal beam to stab John Connor with?

Not sure what else to say here. Even in Hollywood, if you’re human and stabbed by a full-sized beam of metal, that’s it. Game Over. Would it have been so hard to have stabbed him with a piece of metal mangled into a pointy tip instead? Really?

I’d like a side of subtlety with my power of the human heart analogy, please.

This analogy fits the series, but we don’t need it served up with actual dialog. The Terminator has a heart. That’s enough right there. We get it. Please stop.

Doesn’t a war movie need casualties?

Can you name a war movie where none of the leads die? Sure, we presume Marcus does, but we don’t see it. Michael Ironside doesn’t count because we aren’t supposed to care about him. I mean he’s only the leader of resistance. In the end, for all the chatter, this isn’t a war movie because there are no casualties that bring it home.

To really make this point, consider that such light-weight fare as Independence Day killed the president’s wife, the hillbilly pilot, and Houston. Salvation didn’t even have the conviction to singe Blair’s hair in a rocket launcher explosion.

Is there a reason Kyle’s still alive? Beyond the fact that you can’t let him die, I mean.

Why even have Skynet find him? Let him stay hidden. Because once Skynet finds Kyle and doesn’t put a bullet in his brain we’re suddenly in 70s bond villain territory.

Maybe we should avoid allowing our homage list to take us into Airplane! territory

Henry covered this well, and I did love some of the film’s references. Fighting the top half of a terminator, Guns and Roses playing, and even the harvesters worked a hundred times better in this movie than in War of the Worlds, but these things pile up quick. Pick a couple and let it go. I mean why do you need a Newt character when you’ve eliminated the tradition of a strong female role from the movie? At the point where people think your electric eels are an homage to The Princess Bride, you might as well have Shatner replace Michael Ironside.

You think Ironside’ll appear in the new V series? You can bet I’d post about that.

Anyway, if you fix those elements, you have a decent enough film going on here. Chekhov keeps the imitation train going from Star Trek with a dead on Kyle Reese impersonation. The Marcus character seems a natural evolution of the humanization of the terminator concept (so long as you stop “beating” us over the head with his Wizard of Oz-like heart metaphor). And the idea that we have to go back to the future to get some good ole fashioned T-800 action warmed my heart–which beats with the inimitable strength of my irreplaceable humanity, just so you know.

I didn’t hate this film like I thought I would. I loved parts of it: Connor listening to the tapes, CGI Arnie throwing down, the GnR reference, and Michael Ironside. But that just made all the fixable mistakes so much more painful, especially given just how lazy they felt. I wouldn’t mind another film, I just hope a little bit more heart goes into it.

More architecture geekery

As a kid, my favorite toy in the world was Legos, or more properly LEGO.  From my very first space set I got for Christmas in 1980 (the Beta 1 Command Base) I was totally hooked, and LEGO dominated my wish lists for birthday and Christmas for years to follow.  In college, my love for LEGO was reignited when I encountered the limited release Islander sets; as an anthropology major, these fascinated me on a more “professional” level, never mind that they weren’t exactly academic.  Unlike my old Space sets which are all jumbled in a bag back at my parents’ house (my nephews love me for this), I still have my Islander sets in their original boxes.  They go with me whenever I move, making my girlfriend roll her eyes when she sees them.

Cafe Corner

But that’s another matter, back to the issue at hand.  I still like LEGO, and the Star Wars and Indy sets have convinced me to put a few more dollars into LEGO’s pocket.  But for the past few years, I’ve been lusting after a far bigger prize: the fancy town street sets that include the Cafe Corner, Green Grocer, and Market Street.  These things are awesome, and I keep telling myself I need to plunk down the cash (as an architectural historian and LEGO fan) but something keeps holding me back.

Now, however, I have learned of something so cool that it may finally push me into dropping hundreds of dollars into buying architecture LEGOs.  LEGO has teamed up with the Frank Lloyd Wright Foundation to bring scale models of some of his famous buildings to LEGO fans everywhere, and I can’t tell you how awesome this is.  Even if they are smallish (not exactly minifig scale), they are undeniably cool for architecture geeks like me.  No word yet on price or release dates, but I can’t wait.  Falling Water will be mine at last!  Christmas, almost 30 years later, will once again ring with the glory of LEGO!

*Sigh*

I work hard to prove to people that geeks are just folks with different ideas of fun.  I make sure to temper any geekery with the awareness that there are non-geeks around, and include them in conversations.  I try not to use words with more than 3 syllables in every day conversation (unless I’m trying to remind people that I am, in fact, fairly competent and bright).  I do a fairly good job.  Heck, people at my work don’t think I’m the geekiest guy on the floor (that honor is reserved for our resident WoW pimp, who has asked *everyone* on the floor to play).

So it is with great anger that I find things like this:

http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=56643

Hot Chicks, the RPG.  It’s full of computer generated boobs and babes, apparently.  And its mere existence makes my life about 7.43% more difficult.

I live in Wisconsin.  It’s a bit different out here – they still talk about Star Trek like the only people that watch it are basement dwelling 30 year olds. When they mention video games, they do the hyuk-hyuk laugh.  But generally, it’s not bad.  Cause they’ve never seen Hot Chicks.

Of course, when I first moved here, I was reminded of something.  The guys on this blog (I don’t really know the girl) are, for the most part, cool guys.  Socially adjusted to some degree or another, cool with who they are, able to live a normal life.  So I’ve kind of forgotten what’s out there in geek land.  When I moved to WI, my wife and family didn’t come.  So I set out to find like minded folks to kill two months with.  I hit meetup.com and found RPG groups, and board gamers.  I found a weekly gaming party, and started going.  And I found, very quickly, that the board gamers were far more like me, even though I’d rather be playing RPGs.  Out here, the geeks are still isolated, and segregated.  They talk about the “norms” the “mundanes” or the “straights.”  They wear their geekiness as a badge, because it unites them. Most of them work minimum wage jobs in a factory, or a furniture store, or retail.
And it’s weird.  Because I don’t consider those “my people” any more.  And I wonder if they ever were.  And yet, when it came to gaming, I could out geek any of them.  I could quote chapter and verse of rules.  I taught them how to use AoOs.  They had some geeky people, but I had *breadth* on them.